Utrata Makes Potty Stop, Takes Number One
See what I did there?
That should have been the headline for this article on the 2010 Colfax Marathon in Denver:
Heather Utrata is grateful the Colfax Marathon follows an out-and-back course with a turnaround at the midway point in Lakewood. That U-turn helped her make a critical strategy decision en route to victory Sunday.
Attempting to defend the title she won a year ago, the 28-year-old Englewood resident could see she had enough of a lead over the next female runner to make a potty stop. If she was quick about it.
I mean, really, come on journalists! Sometimes these things practically write themselves!
Note: I have no idea if Heather Utrata went number one or two, so I claim artistic license.